The ideal excuse generation system for people bereft of credibility and imagination, Final Excuse Pro can make excuses for transgressions ranging from late assignments and social gaffs to war-crimes. A pre-installed library of scapegoats includes pets, subordinates, relatives, highly paid advisors and of course the Global Monkey Conspiracy.

Game involves both intuitive thinking and fast reaction. Control the pirate with the mouse or keyboard and make your way on randomly positioned and reappearing islands of different types in order to get to the next level, avoiding AI opponents. Its a solid rock gameplay inspired from old console games but with modern graphics, sound and advanced game features. Random and predefined map elements create unique game sessions and hours of replay.